if you dont like mexican food we’ll probably never get along
I had a dream where you were hanging with me, my brother, and our coworker. You didn’t talk much to me, but my coworker was acting super flirty towards you. You were definitely Okay with it, but it severely pissed me off. I wanted to tell her that I really cared about you, and it bothered me that she was kinda all over you. I woke up kinda pissed, but relieved that it was just a stupid dream.
Getting ready to go in for a 65 hour shift. I like the overtime, but sometimes I wish we had more employees so they wouldn’t call us in for ridiculous shifts… Anyone in the West Kentucky area needing a job?
I had a dream last night where I shared an apartment with you and your friend. We all had a pet that was in between a kitten and a puppy. It was freakin adorable, even though it had dark blue spots on it and was gray. I was trying to give you space, but tried to get you to go out and eat with me since we had no food at home. You declined though. Then I got kidnapped and had to run from the law with my kidnapper. I had to drive a car through a bank and was forced to swim in an inside public pool and try to kill people. It was insane.
So… I guess the point of my dream was: My life depends on your decision to go to dinner with me. So if I ask you out again, please for the love of God say yes. Lol.
theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits
and im there like
Dang, I can only go to the 60th number…
Listen here, you little shit…
Saturn was NOT a single lady.
"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."
you should not hit dogs
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I wish I could stop thinking about you every day, but you make me smile with your mere existence. Maybe that’s not such a bad thing.
i love sleeping to avoid problems
me when im drunk
i will never get tired of this